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Zoolander


$20.00 Released January, 2001

Product Shot 1 The Pros:Arguably Ben Stiller's best/funniest movie. Plenty of interesting cameos (Billy Zane, David Bowie, Fabio, Lenny Kravitz, Donald Trump). The Perfect movie for playing in the background, killing time.

The Cons:Stiller's Zoolander voice can get a little annoying over time.

quotes from "ZOOLANDER"
Matilda: Every day after school I would come home and you know, I'd flip through the pages of my mom's Vogue and Glamour and ? I'd just ? I'd look at these women .. These perfect, beautiful ? just unbelievable skinny women.

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I just couldn't - Oh, I just couldn't understand why I didn't look like them. I just didn't get it. So um ? so I became ?
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Zoolander: You can read minds?
Matilda: Derek, I don't know if you're familiar with the belief that some aboriginal tribes hold. It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that if someone gets his picture taken for a living?
Zoolander: Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another question. How many abo-diginals do you see modeling?
Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
Hansel: I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features." To me that's like a vanity, a self-absorbtion that I try to steer clear of. I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and I rip it. I live it with a lot of flair. I live it on the edge, where I gotta be. I wasn't like every other kids you know who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in aaaaa ? what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music that he's created over the years - I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Zoolander: Modeling, to me, isn't just about being good-looking or having a lot of fun and being really, really good looking. The calendar was great because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility. The original Greek word for model means "misshapen ball of clay" and I try to think about that every time I get in front of a camera.
Zoolander: Who am I? I don't know. I guess I have a lot of things to ponder.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

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    Arguably Ben Stiller's best/funniest movie.

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    Plenty of interesting cameos (Billy Zane, David Bowie, Fabio, Lenny Kravitz, Donald Trump).

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    The Perfect movie for playing in the background, killing time.

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    Memorable/quotable moments abound, now considered by many to be classic comedy moments.

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    Isn't as "stupid" as many claim it to be and is in fact often quite clever.

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    DVD Special Collector's Edition boasts robust special features.

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    Stiller's Zoolander voice can get a little annoying over time.

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